Dumb White Husband vs. Santa

Dumb White Husband vs. Santa

BenjaminWallace / Aug 19, 2019

Dumb White Husband vs Santa Erik has planned the perfect Christmas for his family The plan is foolproof bulletproof and flame retardant Nothing can undo the hours of planning and preparation Nothing but odd shaped packages ill

  • Title: Dumb White Husband vs. Santa
  • Author: BenjaminWallace
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 132
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • Erik has planned the perfect Christmas for his family The plan is foolproof, bulletproof and flame retardant Nothing can undo the hours of planning and preparation Nothing but odd shaped packages, ill timed fruitcakes and an errant neighborhood Santa Claus.Also included in the collected edition The Big Book of Dumb White Husband including the stories Dumb White HusbaErik has planned the perfect Christmas for his family The plan is foolproof, bulletproof and flame retardant Nothing can undo the hours of planning and preparation Nothing but odd shaped packages, ill timed fruitcakes and an errant neighborhood Santa Claus.Also included in the collected edition The Big Book of Dumb White Husband including the stories Dumb White Husband vs The Grocery Store, vs Halloween,vs Santa, vs The Tooth Fairy and for President.

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        Benjamin Wallace lives in Dallas, Texas where he complains about the heat a lot.


    222 Comments

    1. Ben Wallace kept me laughing with this hilarious short story published just in time for Christmas! I can relate to the protagonist Erik and his Yuletide struggles. The story has a great twist at the end. It's a fun read for $.99 or less. The only negative is that I didn't snort any drinks out my nose on this one, but I'm looking forward to reading more of Wallace's works and seeing if he can get me to do it.


    2. This has to be the most LOL book I've ever read. I made the mistake of reading it in bed whilst my boyfriend was sleeping, I think I have strained a stomach muscle trying to hold in the laughter! I have to say I loved it, fantastic read for this time of year. Looking forward to some more Dumb White Husband antics in the near future :-)


    3. A short Christmas story. Erik wants the perfect Christmas for his young children and is left alone to wrap odd shaped presents while the doorbell rings throughout the day. Neighbors bringing fruitcakes and he trades them with -- Well, you've got to read it. His four-year old son is promised a bike from Santa. Santa happens to be the next door neighbor.



    4. This is my first "Dumb White Husband" book I love these real life scenarios and could definitely relate especially with those odd shaped packages! Too funny!





    5. A very good read! I read this while getting my oil changed in my car and the lady next to me kept staring at me. I could not hold in my laughter!


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