Donald Trump Versus the Were-Yeti

Donald Trump Versus the Were-Yeti

Joby Comstock / Jan 18, 2020

Donald Trump Versus the Were Yeti A mythically bad president deserves a mythically bad foe IRS employee Joby has a secret identity that only emerges when she grows hopelessly bored One day she passes out at work during a lecture Sud

  • Title: Donald Trump Versus the Were-Yeti
  • Author: Joby Comstock
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 298
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • A mythically bad president deserves a mythically bad foe IRS employee Joby has a secret identity, that only emerges when she grows hopelessly bored One day, she passes out at work during a lecture Suddenly, the Yeti burst from its cage and roared to life, transforming Joby s slumped, comatose body into a huge, hairy, growling beast The Yeti lurched to its feet, slin A mythically bad president deserves a mythically bad foeS employee Joby has a secret identity, that only emerges when she grows hopelessly bored One day, she passes out at work during a lecture Suddenly, the Yeti burst from its cage and roared to life, transforming Joby s slumped, comatose body into a huge, hairy, growling beast The Yeti lurched to its feet, slinging chairs and metal tables in all directions TRUMMPPPPP the Yeti screamed The Yeti sensed that Trump was nearby, in Austin, of all places Lord knows why He got like maybe two votes in Austin, and everyone thinks those were fake But there he was, probably grabbing grub at a food truck while planning how to deport anyone lighter skinned than a crispy flour tortilla By the time Joby and the Yeti had reached downtown, two news helicopters were circling overhead, six news vans were rushing on surface roads to the scene, and countless indie bloggers were riding Vespas and fixies along sidewalks and alleyways trying to catch footage on their GoPros Three hipsters declared they were already over it Trump, it turned out, was at the Governor s Mansion It took a left at the Capitol, stood just outside the ten foot white of course wall surrounding the Governor s Mansion, and roared in one long bellow powerful enough to rattle shutters in Fredericksburg and Waco TRRUUMMPPPPPPP The silence that followed the roar was like that scene in every Bruce Willis action flick Helicopter rotors and sirens howled in the distance, but served only as an audial backdrop to the lack of any sound from a nearby living creature Somewhere, a gate creaked in the wind, and a lone gust whistled between buildings down a hastily deserted street It was the type of silence one only finds in old western ghost towns, stunning UT football losses, or a Trump rally when someone asks if anyone can read Joby almost felt sorry for the Nazi pig inside the white fence Ok, all the Nazi pigs inside the white fence Almost But Joby, like everyone else, had underestimated Trump olini Follow the epic battleas Joby the Were Yeti confronts Donald Trump, the most evil president in well, eight years, anyway This 8,000 word satirical short story contains blatantly anti Trump opinions and lots of humorous, intelligent insight Trump supporters may even chuckle a bit They can just pretend it s Obama instead of Trump.

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